Fibbing Friday

Thanks to Di for great questions and a little Friday fun! https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/12/18/fibbing-friday-18th-december/

1. Why is a Pantomime thus called? What else would you call the creepy guys clothing choice?
2. Why was the White Rabbit late? It was waiting for a white Christmas
3. What happened when Aladdin rubbed the lamp for the first time? Ew, that’s gross and awfully private. Why does he call it a lamp anyhow?
4. How many ugly sisters were there? I really only have one if I had to say “ugly”.
5. What did Jack exchange for the magic beans? A lot of gas!
6. Why do they always shout ‘It’s behind you!!’ Because if it was in front of you you would see it.
7. What was the house in the woods made of that Hansel and Gretel found? Um, wood.
8. Who owned The Mirror Mirror on the wall? Probably the store the store before the customer the customer
9. What was the name of Dick Whittington’s cat? No, that’s what he called his wife when they argued!
10. Who was Tinkerbell? The guy who fixed the bell in the belltower, a tinkerer of sorts.

8 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday

  1. 1. Why is a Pantomime thus called?
    Because it’s Greek. In Latin, it would be an omni-tomime.

    2. Why was the White Rabbit late?
    Because of white rabbit privilege.

    3. What happened when Aladdin rubbed the lamp for the first time?
    he got electrocuted, because the cord was frayed
    (I loved your answer for this, btw)

    4. How many ugly sisters were there?
    all of them were ugly

    5. What did Jack exchange for the magic beans?
    money, duh

    6. Why do they always shout ‘It’s behind you!!’
    Because it actually is behind you.

    7. What was the house in the woods made of that Hansel and Gretel found?
    Rock & roll. It was part of the city that Starship built.

    8. Who owned The Mirror Mirror on the wall?
    Michael Jackson. He’s asking him to change his ways.

    9. What was the name of Dick Whittington’s cat?
    Catty McCatface

    10. Who was Tinkerbell?
    Some chick I hooked up with last night

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