Di and Melanie host Fibbing Friday. Melanie I hope you feel better soon! Thanks Di for hosting!
1. What is a broom? The sound a toy car makes
2. What is a doughnut? The source of bread before it is processed.
3. What is a penny farthing? A penny that has a lisp with gas
4. What is a blanket? The opposite of a fullet
5. What is a socket? A tiny little sock
6. What is tapestry? The art of using tape
7. What is e-mail? The mail you get after you have received the d-mail
8. What is a shower? a person who likes to expose themselves
9. What is a sandbag? a cranky old lady
10. What is chocolate? a nickname for the guy who always shows up last to be in the spotlight
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1. What is a broom? A nonbinary person who is getting married. Their spouse is the gride.
2. What is a doughnut? Something I would love to have in my mouth right now. Wait, that’s not fibbing.
3. What is a penny farthing? The chick from Big Bang Theory after she divorces Leonard and marries Mr. Farthing.
4. What is a blanket? Michael Jackson’s kid
5. What is a socket? I don’t know, but Aretha Franklin said it before “to me”
6. What is tapestry? what you do before you tapesfail
7. What is e-mail? all the rage among college kids these days… that was true in 1995 but not anymore
8. What is a shower? a convenient place to pee in the morning… wait, that’s not fibbing either
9. What is a sandbag? I don’t know, but it’s probably taxed in California just like paper and plastic bags
10. What is chocolate? the band that sang You Sexy Thing, after they got left out at room temperature for too long
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#1 and #6 had me laughing especially hard!
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#8 cracked me up.
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Great stuff Christine. Thanks for joining in. Loved #7 and #10
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