Di took my idea and of course, I have to try my go at it but I am more anxious to see what everyone else wrote! https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/12/30/fibbing-friday-30th-december-2022/
1. What is a dentist? The appraiser at the autobody shop
2. What is a paralegal? a girls best friend, always walking side by side
3. What is a Nanny? a goat herder
4. What is an auditor? The docent at a car museum in Germany
5. What is a programmer? The person who checks written work for correct noun/verb usage
6. What is a cartographer? Someone who studies vessels used for carrying things
7. What is a musician?
8. What is a cordwainer? A doctor who specializes in ED and other “male” issues
9. What is a taxidermist? The person who washes taxis with a soft sprayer and cotton cloth
10. What is a penciller? Someone who rules 5 countries at one time
I couldn’t think of anything for #7!
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I know #7 – someone who amuses physicians 😊
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Have you ever been a fan of Saturday Night Live? I don’t know if that is just a states thing or not. But there is one episode that is so funny…you just made me think of it! https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/soap-opera-digest/2868142
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Never watched it, though I’ve heard it’s funny
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the old shows i think are much funnier than now but i actually havent watched in a few years
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1. What is a dentist? A bratty little kid who annoys his neighbor, Mr. Wilson. Dentist the Mentist.
2. What is a paralegal? A lawyer who works for the Paralympics
3. What is a Nanny? the first word in a playground taunt
4. What is an auditor? like a viditor, but with no picture, only sound
5. What is a programmer? someone who only votes for candidates who use proper grammar
6. What is a cartographer? someone who draws shopping carts
7. What is a musician? it comes between lambdasician and nusician
8. What is a cordwainer? a machine that wains cords, duh
9. What is a taxidermist? someone who collects taxes on your skin
10. What is a penciller? a British penciler
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I had to look up the words on #7 to see if they were real. Fun answers! #8 and #9 seem so obviously correct!
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7 I was referencing Greek letters. There seem to be three kinds of people who know Greek letters off the top of their head: mathematicians and scientists (me), New Testament scholars (me just a little bit), and fraternity brothers and sorority sisters (not me at all).
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I loved #2 – very clever!
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Fun answers Christine. Someone came up with something not known in current bands for #7. Hehe. Thanks for joining in.
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great take! Some funny answers 🙂
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