Fibbing Friday 30th December 2022 – a day late…better late than never!

Di took my idea and of course, I have to try my go at it but I am more anxious to see what everyone else wrote! https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/12/30/fibbing-friday-30th-december-2022/

1. What is a dentist? The appraiser at the autobody shop
2. What is a paralegal? a girls best friend, always walking side by side
3. What is a Nanny? a goat herder
4. What is an auditor? The docent at a car museum in Germany
5. What is a programmer? The person who checks written work for correct noun/verb usage
6. What is a cartographer? Someone who studies vessels used for carrying things
7. What is a musician?
8. What is a cordwainer? A doctor who specializes in ED and other “male” issues
9. What is a taxidermist? The person who washes taxis with a soft sprayer and cotton cloth
10. What is a penciller? Someone who rules 5 countries at one time

I couldn’t think of anything for #7!

10 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday 30th December 2022 – a day late…better late than never!

  1. 1. What is a dentist? A bratty little kid who annoys his neighbor, Mr. Wilson. Dentist the Mentist.
    2. What is a paralegal? A lawyer who works for the Paralympics
    3. What is a Nanny? the first word in a playground taunt
    4. What is an auditor? like a viditor, but with no picture, only sound
    5. What is a programmer? someone who only votes for candidates who use proper grammar
    6. What is a cartographer? someone who draws shopping carts
    7. What is a musician? it comes between lambdasician and nusician
    8. What is a cordwainer? a machine that wains cords, duh
    9. What is a taxidermist? someone who collects taxes on your skin
    10. What is a penciller? a British penciler

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      1. 7 I was referencing Greek letters. There seem to be three kinds of people who know Greek letters off the top of their head: mathematicians and scientists (me), New Testament scholars (me just a little bit), and fraternity brothers and sorority sisters (not me at all).

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