Fibbing Friday 29th October

All the questions are here

  1. Why does garlic repel vampires? They don’t want garlic breath when they are sucking on your neck
  2. What do you need to kill a werewolf? Some thick gloves, a good hiding spot, and a good ole dose of rat poison
  3. What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern? Its necessary when you don’t have batteries to fire up the Jack-o-flashlight
  4. What exactly is a ghoul? You have a dirty mind….
  5. Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited? Because it is rude
  6. Why can’t vampires cross running water? Because their cape is too long and it will get wet
  7. What does a chupacabra eat? It all depends…what is a chupacabra?
  8. What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld? Bites….Bite 1, Bite 2, and Bite 3
  9. Who are the Stygian Witches? I don’t like talking crap about family….
  10. What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew? Midori, it makes it a nice green color.

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