All the questions are here

1. Why does garlic repel vampires? They don’t want garlic breath when they are sucking on your neck
2. What do you need to kill a werewolf? Some thick gloves, a good hiding spot, and a good ole dose of rat poison
3. What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern? Its necessary when you don’t have batteries to fire up the Jack-o-flashlight
4. What exactly is a ghoul? You have a dirty mind….
5. Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited? Because it is rude
6. Why can’t vampires cross running water? Because their cape is too long and it will get wet
7. What does a chupacabra eat? It all depends…what is a chupacabra?
8. What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld? Bites….Bite 1, Bite 2, and Bite 3
9. Who are the Stygian Witches? I don’t like talking crap about family….
10. What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew? Midori, it makes it a nice green color.