Written for: https://dversepoets.com/2020/08/24/quadrille-110-shall-we-bum-around-a-bit/
Stank Ass
Way down in the basement
Away from the gas
There sits an old man
On his stanky man ass.
He looks like a bum
And he smells like a zoo
He is quite repulsive
He’s looking at you.
Watch out for old Stank Ass!
©2020 CBialczak Poetry
Stine Writing 
Oh… bummer… I don’t want to end up like that.
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Don’t be no stank ass then! Lol
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Hahahahahahahaha love this! 💝
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Thank you!
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I’m not going to the basement. No Way!!! This was rollicking good fun to read.
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Thank you! I guess I was feeling a bit snarky
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Lol! Needed this laugh today, thank you! 🙂
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Ha Ha! I think I have known some like this!
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🌻Beautiful
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🤭
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Laughing here too (though I’ve met my share of stinky asses).
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Oh my god, I lost it at this part:
“There sits an old man
On his stanky man ass.”
This is so funny! I got a nice laugh out of that line. This poem is very creative and humorous.
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Thank you Lucy. I had a good laugh too. I usually just write what comes to my mind and that was it.
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Sounds like his bumbershoot has been shooting.
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Bahahahaha
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