Quadrille #110: Shall we bum around a bit?

Written for: https://dversepoets.com/2020/08/24/quadrille-110-shall-we-bum-around-a-bit/

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Stank Ass

Way down in the basement 

Away from the gas 

There sits an old man 

On his stanky man ass. 

He looks like a bum 

And he smells like a zoo 

He is quite repulsive 

He’s looking at you. 

Watch out for old Stank Ass! 

©2020 CBialczak Poetry

15 Comments

  1. Oh my god, I lost it at this part:

    “There sits an old man
    On his stanky man ass.”

    This is so funny! I got a nice laugh out of that line. This poem is very creative and humorous.

    Liked by 1 person

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