Billy, have you gotten the shovel out of the shed? Indeed, I have. Billy, have you gotten the lye and the safety mask? Indeed, I have. Billy, do we have a spot in the yard yet? Indeed, we do. Billy, do you know what comes next? Billy sneered. Of course he knew. He’d push this old bag in and find himself the heir to a fortune!
From beneath the trees that hung so low there was a light a dim, soft glow That came from when the trolls did sit Agitated by human shit They hated fun and sneered at love They wanted tricks fit like a glove to all their nonsense played upon the men and women just about everyone.
Betsy was a lady with hair down to her arse she loved her boutique clothing despite it being sparse She walked into a diner to grab a bite to go She didn’t see him staring She didn’t even know Then she left the diner to walk out in the park she didn’t know he followed despite it getting dark When she stopped to ponder the trail that was amiss the man jumped out and grabbed her her lips was where he kissed She thought that she was being hurt by some old kooky nut she knew that she could hit him she knew she’d kick his butt but when she saw his face then under the moon so bright she realized its her lover Her man, her Mister Right!
Don’t ask me if I’m nervous I’d lie and tell you no you’d ask me how I’m feeling and where’d those feelings go. It isn’t like I’m private or thinking of what to do its just that I am waiting for someone just like you. So take my hand and follow me up to my still spot then sit and have a coffee and share just what you’ve got. I know it’s surprising I’m really not so blunt I just want you to see that it’s you I really want.