Written for Fandango: https://fivedotoh.com/2020/05/08/fowc-with-fandango-fact/
Where’s my car?
“Sir, have you seen my car? I know I parked it here when I decided to shop at the Shop n’ Save.”
“No ma’am. What color is your car?”
“Well, they want to call it blue but I think that it has a little turquoise tint to it. On a real sunny day, there is a touch of light green. When it is snowing and the world is all white it looks almost like a purple.”
“Ma’am, what kind of car is it?”
“It isn’t a minivan, per say. It is almost like a wagon but it has seats in the back so it isn’t all for cargo. It is larger than a small, compact car but smaller than a large sedan.”
“Ma’am, with all those facts, it could be any car in this whole parking lot!”
“Oh, what will I do?”
“Do you have one of those keys with the alarm on it? Perhaps we can press the panic button and hear where your car is.”
“Let me see. Where are my keys? Oh, yes, now I remember! I left them on the senior bus that brought us here shopping today! Once I find the bus, I can get my keys and I bet I will find my car.”
“Ma’am, maybe you need to go back to your home and lay down. Rest it out, don’t worry about the car.”
©2020 CBialczak Fiction
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That was funny!
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