To participate check it out here: https://fivedotoh.com/2021/02/21/fowc-with-fandango-bark/
This is literally what came into my head immediately….scares me a bit! Lol!
Bark like a dog
Laugh like a fool
Kick like a donkey
‘Cause you’re an ass too!
©2021 CBialczak Poetry
Check FOWC here: https://fivedotoh.com/2021/02/08/fowc-with-fandango-column/
Barb, where did you get that website from?
Which one?
You know, the one about sex after 50.
Jane, that was from that Dr. Barr, the doctor who rights the advice column for the Times.
Dr. Barr writes a column?
Yeah, do you know him?
Her. Dr. Barr is a her. You really think a male doctor cares about sex after 50?
Isn’t that the only thing men think about?
©2021 CBialczak Fiction
Go to Fandango’s site to get the new word for today: https://fivedotoh.com/2021/01/13/fowc-with-fandango-delight/
Things that are delightful:
1. chocolate ice cream
2. a sunny beach
3. a baby laughing
4. impeachment
5. a good night’s sleep
6. extra money
7. praise
8. love
9. purposeful ignorance
10. yellow cake with chocolate frosting
To participate in this daily prompt go to: https://fivedotoh.com/2021/01/07/fowc-with-fandango-intimate/
On a cold dark day
the one thing I desire
is you in my arms
us in front of a fire
With no one around
to bother us here
that intimate feel
there is love in the air.
©2021 CBialczak Poetry
To participate go to: https://fivedotoh.com/2020/12/31/fowc-with-fandango-galvanize/ Follow Fandango to help him reach the next milestone – 5K!
We walked out to the coop. The heater had been left on for the chickens but with the winds making it feel like 10 below zero, the heater almost was a waste. I tried the door. Frozen shut. This was when I had to trudge back to the garage and look for any metal item I could get to jam in the door and pry it open.
With the door finally pried open, the darkness hid the hens. As my eyes adjusted to the darkness I saw that no hens had perished in the cold, they huddled together to keep warm and alive. I moved to fill their feed bin with food and turned to check the water. The galvanized waterer was situated on a hot plate to supposedly keep the water from freezing. I suppose it worked because there was water in the trough for them, except that was frozen from the cold air. This was my only issue with keeping the flock, keeping water defrosted in winter.
*based on true events
©2020 CBialczak Fiction
I have thought about buying a franchise, but there are so many, too many to choose from. The biggest thing holding me back is having to be the one in charge when all the employees call in sick on the same day!
Maybe it’s a Taco Bell
or Dairy Queen I’ll buy
A Dollar Tree or Dollar General
have always caught my eye.
The little stores that we all need
are right there at your hands
I’d be the right kind of a boss
to deal with all demands.
But come the day that you call out
at my Krispy Kreme
I’ll curse you out and kick myself
for following this dream.
©2020 CBialczak Poetry
Click here to have your hand at FOWC: https://fivedotoh.com/2020/12/10/my-plus-one/#comment-120909
For Fandango: https://fivedotoh.com/2020/11/03/fowc-with-fandango-anticipate/
Would it be too cliche to say that I am worriedly anticipating the outcome of the election?
As we await
the fate
of our country
we anticipate
a late
decision.
©2020 CBialczak Poetry
For: FOWC https://fivedotoh.com/2020/10/28/fowc-with-fandango-disseminate/
spread (something, especially information) widely.
It was typical for Bruce to disseminate the entire podcast word for word. He always seemed to have the type of memory where he could practically resight things like that. I guess it could be a good asset to have except the reason Bruce was there listening to the podcast by himself was because nobody cared about the topic!
©2020 CBialczak Fiction
For Fandango’s daily prompt: https://fivedotoh.com/2020/10/26/fowc-with-fandango-merchandise/
As some of my followers know, I completed this miniature last week and put it on my Etsy site (https://www.etsy.com/shop/StineWriting?ref=seller-platform-mcnav).
Well, this merchandise already sold! A woman in Mississippi bought it. I hope she likes it!
For Fandango’s Daily challenge: https://fivedotoh.com/2020/10/20/fowc-with-fandango-finagle/
verbINFORMAL•US
When we walked out to the mezzanine
My eyes were filled with joy
For there upon the stage below
Was my own born baby boy.
He had his hair brushed to the side
As his father taught him how
He had his tie done up real tight
To stay tied while he took a bow.
He knew that he was there to act
And acting is what he did
He didn’t have to finagle his crew
They were proud of this young kid.
©2020 CBialczak Poetry
