Three Things Challenge #220

Your three things today are:

SLIDE
CATCH
SHOT

Random news

Did you catch the news today?
Someone shot a man.
Can you see the full display?
I am not a fan.

Slide on over and you’ll see
that I’m like you too.
Think of how much fun you’d be
if I spent time with you.

Somehow though the man I saw
didn’t die last night
There was some sort of a flaw
He almost died of fright.