For Pensitivity101: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/04/29/three-things-challenge-220/

Your three things today are:

SLIDE
CATCH
SHOT

Random news

Did you catch the news today? 
Someone shot a man. 
Can you see the full display? 
I am not a fan. 

Slide on over and you’ll see 
that I’m like you too. 
Think of how much fun you’d be 
if I spent time with you. 

Somehow though the man I saw 
didn’t die last night 
There was some sort of a flaw 
He almost died of fright. 

©2020 CBialczak Poetry