Stine Writing and Miniatures

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday 23rd June

1. What is rubella? The name of my aunt’s sister
2. What is Winter Fever more commonly known as? Snowcone Sickness
3. What is Scrofula? My grandmother’s mother’s name
4. What is Grippe? My grandpa
5. What is Quinsy? My cousin who never grew more than 4′ 11′
6. What is St Vitus Dance? The yearly festival at the local church
7. What is Dropsy? a psychiatric condition where you forget what you were just going to say
8. What is Croup? a group of cattle
9. What is Ague? the slime left behind a snail
10. What is Apoplexy? the need to pop anything resembling a bubble

8 comments

  1. 1. What is rubella? RuPaul’s sibling. RuBella.
    2. What is Winter Fever more commonly known as? when the singer from Slow Ride covers Peffy Lee’s hit song
    3. What is Scrofula? sounds like a nickname one of my childhood cats would have had
    4. What is Grippe? what you do to handlebars
    5. What is Quinsy? Mr. Jones, who produced Thriller, but misspelled
    6. What is St Vitus Dance? the latest moves down at the club
    7. What is Dropsy? a condition where you drop everything you try to pick up… or everything you try to grippe
    8. What is Croup? what the faurmer grows, lots of croups in the field
    9. What is Ague? how old you are
    10. What is Apoplexy? the farthest point from the surface in the elliptical orbit of a satellite around the planet Plexy. The opposite of periplexy.

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

Leave a reply to Carol anne Cancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.