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Today, I’d like to challenge you to write a humorous rant. In this poem, you may excoriate to your heart’s content all the things that get on your nerves.
The General Public
Sitting next to someone
as any person knows
can be so annoying
no matter how it goes
You can hear them chewing
even when you’re not
And you can hear them sniffle
Was that really snot?
Then out again you go
to shop until you drop
and see all the people
The madness has to stop
Nothing here smells good
and crowds all look crappy
all the moms are screaming
and no kids are happy.
The family up in front
decides they need to talk
when all of a sudden
they decide not to walk.
So now you are so close
you can hear what they say
you really couldn’t care
about the food they ate that day.
And so you move around
to get past this whole pack
Only now you went too far
and now you go right back.
You decide you must leave
You’re done shopping at this store
You need a store that sells
plants and wood galore.
You find the perfect section
that has only stuff you need
but every aisle’s blocked off
So now you’re getting peeved.
How are you supposed to
get a bulb from their lane four
when all the ends of aisles
are roped off from the floor?
Go try to find a person
who might be able to assist
You can’t find even one of them
You want to scream but you resist.
©2021 CBialczak Poetry
NaPoWriMo 2021
A very humorous rant. Well done. Loved it…
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Thank you!
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You were shopping at Super Target?? I went and they had roped off a huge section – I could see the office supplies but couldn’t access them. The only employees were at the registers… I decided to break the rules – went under the rope and snagged my pack of sharpie markers – fine point! It was a stealth mission and it was a success!
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Bahahahahaha! Mission Impossible!
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