Written for Di at Pensitivity101: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/05/06/three-things-challenge-227/

Your three things today are:

NOTHING
RUSE
HEAVY

ain’t fallen for it

There ain’t nothing you can do 
to make me fall for that trick. 
I’ve heard it, been there, done that 
so much it makes me sick.  

Your ruse may be for fun 
but let me tell you now 
I’m a heavy sleeper 
can’t tip me like a cow.  

Sorry to ruin your fun 
it looks like you might be sad 
I might look like a fool 
but you’re the one that’s been had.  

©2020 CBialczak Poetry