Little Betty Ann Sue had a problem
With her shoe.
She had two laces and a knot
She couldn’t solve this twisted plot.
She thought she’d like to see the bay
The only way she’d be okay.
She took her mama and her pop
Up to the pier to look on top.
She screamed and yelled because of this
Her parents saw the fun they’d miss
If they didn’t find a way
To keep her quiet for that day.
LIttle Betty Ann Sue fell upon the deck
Almost hard enough this time, enough to break her neck.