If he tells me one more time that I look chubby I think I am going to lose it. Does the man who inseminated me not know what pregnant looks like? How on earth can one man go from a loving, romantic lover to a sarcastic, lazy louse in the matter of hours?
Having worked with the psychologically fragile I understand that caregivers need a chance to receive respite for all the hours they put in. It is a lot of work and mentally demanding. A great day is even an hour of peacefulness. It is not unheard of for smaller children suffering from an emotional disturbance to suddenly appear naked, to shock the caregiver. Luckily, I do not believe adults are the same. The hardest part is convincing caregivers that respite is for them, not because they can’t do their job right.
1. What is the difference between Biweekly and a Fortnight? By weekly happens only once every two weeks while every day has one fortnight. 2. How much oil would your lantern need to last a fortnight? It depends on what time you turn your lantern on. 3. If you spent a fortnight in Paris, what would you see? The same things you’d see if you were there longer, just maybe less stops. 4. What’s the difference between a microchip and a micro chip? A microchip is a chip that you put in a microwave and a micro chip is a super small chip of something. 5. What’s brown, shiny and sizzles? Definitely bacon 6. How is the best way to make lemonade? With lemons. Is there another way I never heard of? 7. How many types of coke are there? I think it all depends on if you get it pure or if your dealer has cut some other drug into it to get more for his money. 8. Why was a sundae glass so named? Because you can’t eat a sunday on a plate and you wouldn’t put your sandwich in a sundae bowl. The sundae bowl has to be the clear glass so you can see how much ice cream you have left after each bite. 9. What is hellsapoppin? It’s was Mary Poppin’s husband calls her time of the month 10.What did the Knights of the Round Table do during the day? Obviously slept since they were at the round table all night.
Unlike the water that flows freely in the sea, the pipes on earth are dirty. They pump sewage and waste from one area to another. The cold air signifies the world shutting itself off from a humanity that cannot get it right.