Mixed bag this week with familiar words that need fibbing definitions. 

1.  What is a winklepicker? A tiny tool for picking the crusty stuff from your eye in the morning.
2.  What is a pipsqueak? the sound a dog toy makes
3.  What is a beatnik? the slap your mother gives you when she thinks you said something dumb
4.  What is a sequin? a starfish
5.  What is spiel? a strong telescope to see in your neighbors windows
6.  What is asphalt? the person who causes an accident
7.  What is a hologram? a screaming telegram
8.  What is a dickie seat? it replaced the need for a dunce cap, now its just a place to sit
9.  What is sinew? your first offense
10. What is a collage? a very fancy university for the rich