Granny, why is there a giant safe in the bathroom?
Well, Billy, you pay no mind to that big hunk of junk. Grandaddy put that in there when we first moved here because he thought it would make a good cabinet.
But Granny, isn’t that a lot of work to have to unlock it just to get more toilet paper?
Yes, and that is why we never used it. Grandaddy just never moved it. Some day after I’m gone your mama will have somebody come and clean out all my junk and they can move it.
But what’s inside?
Honestly, I don’t know. I never asked to look in there and I guess I stopped noticing it even being there.
What if it’s full of gold?!?!
Well, then your mama is going to be a rich lady when I die!
Granny, when do you think you are going to die? I sort of want to see what’s in that safe!
Stine Writing 
Out of the mouth of babes!
The safe MUST be opened now…
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Haha. Yes. That’s exactly how kids think. I wonder if Granny might start to rethink her nonchalance about the safe after Billy goes home. I know I would. Good story.
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Thanks Margaret!
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Yep, the longer something stays in a place, the less we notice it!
But not true for kids who want to get straight to the point – whatever the cost!
Fun story.
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Thanks
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Kids, eh?
Gotta love ’em.
Or not.
Your choice.
Fun story.
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Hehe! The things kids say!!
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Kids! Brutally honest with no filters.
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Out of the mouths of babes. 🙂 Lovely story. I can hear one of our grandsons saying it.
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My thoughts too Doug.
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