Time for a mixed bag this week:

1.  What is poppycock? Grandma’s nickname for Grandpa’s privates
2.  How did the word nincompoop originate? In Italy, a doctor a long time ago was looking for the change that fell out of his pocket. He found almost all of it but was still missing at least one coin, the nickel. When his wife hollered from the bedroom he had no idea what she meant but she said “The nickel’s on his poop!” but what the doctor heard was Ninc on poop. Well, he got his coin back.
3.  What is a rolodex? a chocolate covered dinosaur
4.  What is a Chimera? a camera you hold under your chin so your hands are free
5.  What is Playdoh? Plato’s cousin
6.  What is a gingernut? a crazy redhead
7.  Where will you find a sphinx? ew, really?
8.  What is a hypothesis? A teenage girl’s younger sibling
9.  What is a pentadecagon? a dragon with 5 heads
10. What made the Mona Lisa smile? The naked man painting her portrait