Think of a horrible opening line to a novel, short story or essay. It can be redundant, riddled with childish rhymes, vague or flat-out boring. Feel free to use the comments section or your blog https://theliteratimafia.com/2020/05/03/the-worst-opening-line-contest/
here is my attempt: (which shouldn’t really be hard!)
This story is about how Jimmy was shot and killed by Chester because they had a fight over drug money.