Fibbing Friday: 02/19/2021

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FEBRUARY 19TH, 2021FIBBING FRIDAYQUESTIONS

  1. How did tartar sauce get its name?
  2. Why is Mardis Gras (aka Shrove Tuesday) also known as Pancake Day?
  3. Why do so many people eat fish during Lent?
  4. What is the difference between sushi and sashimi?
  5. What is noodling?
  6. How do you clean a fish?
  7. What are Swedish fish?
  8. What is a Bishop’s Mitre?
  9. What was the movie, The Shoes of the Fisherman about?
  10. What is the first day after Lent known as?

My Answers

  1. How did tartar sauce gets its name? When a woman asked her husband to mix mayo and relish he gagged and said, “Ta-ta”, as he went to the restroom to throw up. It then morphed into Tar-tar.
  2. Why is Mardi Gras also known as Pancake Day? Because when people are celebrating they get so very hungry and the best economical choice has always been IHOP because they have all-you-can-eat pancakes.
  3. Why do so many people eat fish during Lent? Because it is cheaper than most good cuts of beef
  4. What is the difference between sushi and sashimi? If you don’t know then you don’t eat either, so I’m not going to try and explain the difference.
  5. What is noodling? It has two meanings: One, it’s the act of hanging out with friends in the pool using floaties. Two, it’s the act of covering someone who is drunk and asleep with cooked spaghetti.
  6. How do you clean a fish? First, flip it over and find it’s butt. Using a soft cloth and a mild soap remove any sign of poop. Next, make sure there is nothing under their fins. Finally, check that the eyes are not cloudy. It should be clean after that.
  7. What are Swedish fish? Obviously the fish that swim off the coast of or in Swedish waterways.
  8. What is the Bishop’s Mitre? It is a type of saw used in cutting lumber for building a church.
  9. What was the movie, The Shoes of the Fisherman about? The extensive collection of both dress and casual footwear
  10. What is the first day after Lent known as? Borrowed

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Fibbing Friday : 6th November

Find the questions here: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/11/06/fibbing-friday-6th-november/

1. Who met for the first time at The Duck and Drake Inn in London on May 20th 1604? Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny met that night and then the following night Porky Pig showed up.
2. Why was the opening of Parliament delayed from July to November the following year? Renovations
3. Who used the name John Johnson as an alias? That has to be Michael Michaelson
4. Why did the Gunpowder Plot fail? Because nobody brought a lighter or matches to set it off!
5. Who designed the iconic Guy Fawkes mask? Some creepy-ass pedophile that thought smiling at children would be a good way to lure them to his bag of candy.
6. Why are the cellars of the Palace of Westminster inspected before Parliament opens? To make sure they have enough bottles of wine to accommodate the guests.
7. What do MacBeth and the Gunpowder Plot have in common? MacBeth wanted to kill that other guy so he made up this plot to blow him up with the gunpowder, but like I mentioned above, he didn’t think to bring a lighter or a match so it failed.
8. Where will you find Guy Fawkes Island? On a map
9. Who was on the throne at the time of the Gunpowder Plot? Obviously the King!
10. How did Guy Fawkes die? He was given the death penalty when he was arrested for being a pedophile. He committed suicide before they could do the public hanging because he didn’t want children to see him get hung.

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