Stine Writing and Miniatures

Laughing Along With A Limerick

Older man in sweater and cap smoking herbs in garden holding pouch
Laughing Along With A Limerick

Barney knew there’s something he’d need
Somehow he’d get up to speed
So he drank, and he smoked
And he tried to get stoked
But oregano just isn’t weed

©2026 CBialczak

Man with beard and hat standing near covered body and rifle in barren landscape at sunset

Louie’s beard grew fast as a weed
To shave was what he would need
but the barber is dead
Shot right in the head
So Old Louie’s stuck doing the deed.

©2026 CBialczak

9 comments

  2. Christine, I loved both of these! That first one really brought back memories! When I was in HS there were some kids who tried smoking oregano! My mother was worried – she had a big container of oregano (she used it in all her pasta dishes) and she marked the level to make sure no one was taking it!! She didn’t have to worry we were not that kind of kids!

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