Here are this week’s questions:
1.  What is a canopy? – the urine sample at the doctor’s office
2.  What is a cookie? – the uncle who everyone knows will end up drunk and passed out on the lawn.
3.  What is a pup cup? – the cup you put your urine sample in at the doctor’s office
4.  What is a typhoon? – the utensil you use to eat Thai food
5.  Why are nails sharp at one end? Because they would hurt when you stepped on them if they were sharp at both ends.
6.  What’s the difference between a chip and a fry? A chip comes off an old block, and a fry is a whole new kid
7.  What is a shoe horn? The squeaker on a clown’s shoes
8.  Why do spirit levels have bubbles? What else would they have?
9.  Why do we have tea leaves but coffee grains? The same reason we have tea cups and coffee pots.
10. What is a diplomat? The laminated certificate you get when you graduate so you can leave it on your table to show off your success.