Hey, girl, what are you doing down there, one floor below me.  Oh, my sweetness, I adore you.  Let me know if you want a booty call.  You know that my wife checks all my messages, so if you are down for some fun, then knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.  I don’t want to sound utterly desperate or obscene, but my wife left for the weekend, and I am all yours if you want me.   I just ordered a pizza and I have a bottle of wine.  If you prefer for me to come down to your place, then just bang twice on the pipes.

Written for Stine Writing Simply 6 Minutes hosted by Christine Bialczak.