Stine Writing and Miniatures

Fibbing Friday 18th February

Di is hosting Fibbing Friday this week. Here are the questions and the link

1.   Who sang about the green green grass of home? The Beatles. They wanted a song to go with Yellow Submarine
2.   Where will you find The Wind in the Willows? In the Willows…is this a joke like who is buried in Grants tomb?
3.   Who was Nora Batty? Some crazy lady
4.   Who was the star of Tales of the Riverbank? The alligators, they had the largest tails of all.
5.   Who sang ‘I’m gonna make you mine’ ? My husband
6.   What is a dowager? the opposite of a don’twager
7.   What do the letters LED stand for? Lit Electric Diamonds
8.   What are ‘cobbles’ ? What are not cobbles?
9.   What is a shoe horn? That part of a clown’s shoe that squeaks when it walks.
10. What was once advertised as the fifth emergency service? I missed the first four so I don’t know.

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  2. 1. Who sang about the green green grass of home?
    Snoop Dogg, and he was smoking it.

    2. Where will you find The Wind in the Willows?
    All over the room. Willow is some chick who ate too many bean burritos, and she broke wind, and it stunk in there for hours.

    3. Who was Nora Batty?
    Batman’s sister

    4. Who was the star of Tales of the Riverbank?
    The river

    5. Who sang ‘I’m gonna make you mine’?
    My old boss when I was a coal miner.

    6. What is a dowager?
    (Your answer is better than anything I could ever come up with)

    7. What do the letters LED stand for?
    Let’s eat dinner.

    8. What are ‘cobbles’ ?
    Miniature corn cobs.

    9. What is a shoe horn?
    A new feature on cars where there is a pedal that operates the horn, right next to the brakes.

    10. What was once advertised as the fifth emergency service?
    Pizza delivery.

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