Fibbing Friday 30th August

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A mixed bag this week my friends, some familiar words but how would you define them?
1.  What is a gigolo? An Olive Oil body treatment house party.
2.  What is meant by paramount? It is the steps to take before getting on the back of an animal.
3.  What is a scenario? a scene from floating in the air
4.  How many fingers do fish have? As many as come in a new box.
5.  What is a bell hop? A game where you hop over a giant bell without hitting it and making it sound.
6.  Why do pets ‘shed’? The same reason why cars ‘garage’.
7.  What is the difference between toilet tissue and toilet paper? Toilet tissue is the soft version while toilet paper is the cheaper, scratchier brand
8.  What is a chalet? a new variety of onion
9.  What is a clog? the abbreviation for call log
10. Why can Lego™ be dangerous? Because they hurt like hell when you step on them! (okay, not a lie, but I couldn’t resist)

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