And So it Began

Hurry up, my wife cooked a pot roast for tonight and I can’t wait!

You know what the mayor said, get the body in there and cover it up quick!

But isn’t this crazy? All the guy did was show up in a dress at the bar. Almost everyone there knew him and even liked him! So why all the covering up and fuss?

Why all the fuss? You would want to see a guy in a dress in a bar?

Well if he’s brave enough to do it then why not? Who really cares anyway? So he’s wearing a dress? You know those guys down in the Irish pub? Every year they dress up in kilts to celebrate their clan heritage. No one seems to take offense at that!

What’s a kilt? Is that a dress?

No, it’s a blanket fashioned into a skirt…