Fibbing Friday 21st January

Di is hosting this week

Here are the questions:

1. What did Miss Muffett sit on? Her ass, for too long, that’s why she couldn’t drop the weight.
2. Who tried to gatecrash her dinner? Her diet coach…to no avail could not get in.
3. What did Wee Willie Winkie do? Nothing, he was too small to do anything without parental assistance.
4. How many blackbirds were baked in a pie? None, that is disgusting and they are too hard to defeather.
5. Who sold sea shells on the sea shore? whoever owned the store at the end of the beach.
6. What did Peter Piper pick? his job, his friends, where he lived, what he ate, what clothes he wore, what kind of car he wanted…
7. What ran up the clock? the offense, they didn’t want to risk losing the ball.
8. What was daddy going to wrap Baby Bunting in? He was going to use a blanket but then mommy told him he needed to use the appropriate outerwear for a baby that small.
9. Where did Doctor Foster go? Probably the bar
10. What was the old man doing when it was pouring with rain? Sitting by the door waiting for it to stop

Fibbing Friday January 14th, 2022

PCGuyIV is back! https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2022/01/14/fibbing-friday-january-14th-2022/

  1. What was the actual name of the 1960’s rock group known as “The Fab Four”? The Fantastic Awesome Bunch of Four
  2. What children’s TV show was narrated by both Ringo Starr and George Carlin? The Funny Beatles
  3. What was the name of Sir Paul McCartney’s band after the Beatles? Paul after the Beatles
  4. What name did The Beatles go by before they became The Beatles? The Grubs
  5. Who was “The Forgotten Beatle”? the one the anteater found first, he never developed enough to get named
  6. How many Beatles movies are there? None, Disney wasn’t making movies with Pixar yet
  7. In relation to the other Beatles movies, what was unique about the movie, Yellow Submarine? It was filmed completely underwater.
  8. What exactly is, “The Butcher Cover”? a kraft paper. Originally sold to butchers for the purpose of wrapping meat and fish, now used for a wide variety of purposes, notably in primary education where it is used for arts and crafts, such as hanging artwork (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butcher_paper)
  9. What are the flowers mentioned in the song, “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” made of? candy from Willy Wonka’s factory
  10. Who is Billy Shears? Edward William Scissorhands II

Fibbing Friday 7th January 2022

Di is the host of Fibbing Friday, the only place that it is better to tell a lie! https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/01/07/fibbing-friday-7th-january-2022/

Here are the questions with my answers:

1. What is meant by jumping bail? It’s the game the farmer’s children play when all the hay is baled. Sort of like Leap Frog bug out in the field.
2. What is a skipping rope? When you go to the lumber yard and you just know the wood is heavy enough to hold itself down on the ride home.
3. What is a sickly hue? That sort of camel/orangey color
4. What is cooking the books? A banker is counting the money, a chef is cooking the books.
5. What is a microwave? A teeny tiny ripple at the beach on a really calm day.
6. What is meant by passing the buck? It means you were lucky enough not to hit it and destroy your car.
7. What are air kisses? a more polite way that telling someone they are an ass kisser
8. What is meant by shooting one’s mouth off? It’s a horrible form of suicide
9. What does a dentist do? The opposite of a straightenist
10. What is a ruff? No one knows…dogs speak their own language

Thanks Di for the fun! Now, I get to go and read everyone elses answers.

Fibbing Friday 29th October

All the questions are here

  1. Why does garlic repel vampires? They don’t want garlic breath when they are sucking on your neck
  2. What do you need to kill a werewolf? Some thick gloves, a good hiding spot, and a good ole dose of rat poison
  3. What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern? Its necessary when you don’t have batteries to fire up the Jack-o-flashlight
  4. What exactly is a ghoul? You have a dirty mind….
  5. Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited? Because it is rude
  6. Why can’t vampires cross running water? Because their cape is too long and it will get wet
  7. What does a chupacabra eat? It all depends…what is a chupacabra?
  8. What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld? Bites….Bite 1, Bite 2, and Bite 3
  9. Who are the Stygian Witches? I don’t like talking crap about family….
  10. What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew? Midori, it makes it a nice green color.

Fibbing Friday October 8th

This week Di wants us to say what these titles are about: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/10/08/fibbing-friday-8th-october/

1. A Tale of Two Cities – A rat that travels between New York and Boston
2. Pride and Prejudice – The US 2020 Election
3. Little Women – The actors who starred as the Munchkins in the original Wizard of Oz
4. The Carpetbaggers – The rock group containing Shaggy
5. What Katy Did Next – life after Katy Perry’s concert
6. Dune – documentary about sea turtles
7. Cider with Rosie – making juice with Rosie O’donnell
8. Far from the Madding Crowd – The fans sitting on the other side of stadium away from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (formerly the crowd on the other side of the New England Patriots)
9. Jaws – Like Dr. Pimple Popper but working on bad teeth instead
10. The Lord of the Rings – ice skating championship event

Fibbing Friday 09/03/2021

Check out Frank’s Fibbing Friday

  1. Finish the following idiom: “What happens in Vegas…” What happens in Vegas only happens if you go there
  2. What device is known as a one-arm bandit? That cheap sling the hospital gives you to wear home out of the ER
  3. What is used to play Russian Roulette? A stern Russian guard and a giant wheel that you sit on, hoping you spin right by him.
  4. What is James Bond’s favorite casino game? Duck Hunt in the children’s day care section…the only game that has a gun and needs a good eye.
  5. Who was the spokesman for Player’s Club International from the mid 1980s to the early 1990s? One of the players
  6. What nickname is given to a poker hand containing a pair of black aces and a pair of black eights? Two and Sixteen Black
  7. What does it mean to bet on “the hard way” in craps? It’s hoping you don’t need an enima after trying so hard
  8. What is special about aces in blackjack? There are still two sneaky red aces to find
  9. What are clams casino? When you go to the buffet at the casino and you find the raw bar.
  10. What game is played in the World Series of Poker? Trouble…pop the bubble and race around the diamond to get all your pieces homethe baseball players can even play it in the dugout during the game!

Fibbing Friday 06/18/21

I haven’t done a fibbing Friday in a long time. Now that I am no longer tutoring in the morning I have set my own new routine. First the dog walk, then the PT exercises, then the vibration machine to help strengthen my muscles, and finally….my blog! Yahoo!

Find the questions here: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/06/18/fibbing-friday-18th-june/

1.   What is meant by a break in the weather? This is what you take when you are indoors at work all day…gets you outside for a bit.
2.   Why does thunder clap? It is applauding the beautiful display from the lightening.
3.   What is a heat wave? Sort of like a heat flash but it lasts longer
4.   What are hot pants? The pants you wear to burn off a little of the excess fat from the thighs.
5.   Who or what is canned heat? Tabasco Sauce…what else?
6.   Who sang ‘The heat is on’? The lady baking the pie
7.   Where will you find hot air? In your ex’s apology
8.   Who starred in the film Heat? Heat
9.   Who or what is Hot Gossip? the opposite of cold gossip
10. What is a hot toddy? A sweaty little kid

Fibbing Friday: February 26, 2021

Have some fun with the questions and I’ll be back with my answers later. Find questions and answers here: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/02/26/fibbing-friday-26th-february/

1. What is a tie dye? The typical shelf life of a necktie
2. What is a raglan sleeve? The part of the shirt a normal raglan wears
3. What is seersucker? Someone who always falls for a seer
4. What is meant by a dropped waist? This is the process of teaching where to put your clothing before you use the restroom
5. What is a yoke collar? The rim around an egg yolk that keeps the yolk together when you fry it
6. What is meant by pigeon toed? The abuse a pigeon gets from pedestrians
7. How many pleats are in a kilt? It depends on the size of the kilt
8. What is bias binding? Having a bias or point of view and proving that your bias is the right one
9. What is velcro? What isn’t velcro?
10. What is twill webbing? the process of a twill spinning its web

Fibbing Friday: 02/19/2021

Link here for the questions! https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/02/19/fibbing-friday-february-19th-2021/

FEBRUARY 19TH, 2021FIBBING FRIDAYQUESTIONS

  1. How did tartar sauce get its name?
  2. Why is Mardis Gras (aka Shrove Tuesday) also known as Pancake Day?
  3. Why do so many people eat fish during Lent?
  4. What is the difference between sushi and sashimi?
  5. What is noodling?
  6. How do you clean a fish?
  7. What are Swedish fish?
  8. What is a Bishop’s Mitre?
  9. What was the movie, The Shoes of the Fisherman about?
  10. What is the first day after Lent known as?

My Answers

  1. How did tartar sauce gets its name? When a woman asked her husband to mix mayo and relish he gagged and said, “Ta-ta”, as he went to the restroom to throw up. It then morphed into Tar-tar.
  2. Why is Mardi Gras also known as Pancake Day? Because when people are celebrating they get so very hungry and the best economical choice has always been IHOP because they have all-you-can-eat pancakes.
  3. Why do so many people eat fish during Lent? Because it is cheaper than most good cuts of beef
  4. What is the difference between sushi and sashimi? If you don’t know then you don’t eat either, so I’m not going to try and explain the difference.
  5. What is noodling? It has two meanings: One, it’s the act of hanging out with friends in the pool using floaties. Two, it’s the act of covering someone who is drunk and asleep with cooked spaghetti.
  6. How do you clean a fish? First, flip it over and find it’s butt. Using a soft cloth and a mild soap remove any sign of poop. Next, make sure there is nothing under their fins. Finally, check that the eyes are not cloudy. It should be clean after that.
  7. What are Swedish fish? Obviously the fish that swim off the coast of or in Swedish waterways.
  8. What is the Bishop’s Mitre? It is a type of saw used in cutting lumber for building a church.
  9. What was the movie, The Shoes of the Fisherman about? The extensive collection of both dress and casual footwear
  10. What is the first day after Lent known as? Borrowed

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Fibbing Friday

Thanks to Di for great questions and a little Friday fun! https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/12/18/fibbing-friday-18th-december/

1. Why is a Pantomime thus called? What else would you call the creepy guys clothing choice?
2. Why was the White Rabbit late? It was waiting for a white Christmas
3. What happened when Aladdin rubbed the lamp for the first time? Ew, that’s gross and awfully private. Why does he call it a lamp anyhow?
4. How many ugly sisters were there? I really only have one if I had to say “ugly”.
5. What did Jack exchange for the magic beans? A lot of gas!
6. Why do they always shout ‘It’s behind you!!’ Because if it was in front of you you would see it.
7. What was the house in the woods made of that Hansel and Gretel found? Um, wood.
8. Who owned The Mirror Mirror on the wall? Probably the store the store before the customer the customer
9. What was the name of Dick Whittington’s cat? No, that’s what he called his wife when they argued!
10. Who was Tinkerbell? The guy who fixed the bell in the belltower, a tinkerer of sorts.