Fibbing Friday 09/03/2021

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  1. Finish the following idiom: “What happens in Vegas…” What happens in Vegas only happens if you go there
  2. What device is known as a one-arm bandit? That cheap sling the hospital gives you to wear home out of the ER
  3. What is used to play Russian Roulette? A stern Russian guard and a giant wheel that you sit on, hoping you spin right by him.
  4. What is James Bond’s favorite casino game? Duck Hunt in the children’s day care section…the only game that has a gun and needs a good eye.
  5. Who was the spokesman for Player’s Club International from the mid 1980s to the early 1990s? One of the players
  6. What nickname is given to a poker hand containing a pair of black aces and a pair of black eights? Two and Sixteen Black
  7. What does it mean to bet on “the hard way” in craps? It’s hoping you don’t need an enima after trying so hard
  8. What is special about aces in blackjack? There are still two sneaky red aces to find
  9. What are clams casino? When you go to the buffet at the casino and you find the raw bar.
  10. What game is played in the World Series of Poker? Trouble…pop the bubble and race around the diamond to get all your pieces homethe baseball players can even play it in the dugout during the game!

Fibbing Friday 06/18/21

I haven’t done a fibbing Friday in a long time. Now that I am no longer tutoring in the morning I have set my own new routine. First the dog walk, then the PT exercises, then the vibration machine to help strengthen my muscles, and finally….my blog! Yahoo!

Find the questions here: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/06/18/fibbing-friday-18th-june/

1.   What is meant by a break in the weather? This is what you take when you are indoors at work all day…gets you outside for a bit.
2.   Why does thunder clap? It is applauding the beautiful display from the lightening.
3.   What is a heat wave? Sort of like a heat flash but it lasts longer
4.   What are hot pants? The pants you wear to burn off a little of the excess fat from the thighs.
5.   Who or what is canned heat? Tabasco Sauce…what else?
6.   Who sang ‘The heat is on’? The lady baking the pie
7.   Where will you find hot air? In your ex’s apology
8.   Who starred in the film Heat? Heat
9.   Who or what is Hot Gossip? the opposite of cold gossip
10. What is a hot toddy? A sweaty little kid

Fibbing Friday: February 26, 2021

Have some fun with the questions and I’ll be back with my answers later. Find questions and answers here: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/02/26/fibbing-friday-26th-february/

1. What is a tie dye? The typical shelf life of a necktie
2. What is a raglan sleeve? The part of the shirt a normal raglan wears
3. What is seersucker? Someone who always falls for a seer
4. What is meant by a dropped waist? This is the process of teaching where to put your clothing before you use the restroom
5. What is a yoke collar? The rim around an egg yolk that keeps the yolk together when you fry it
6. What is meant by pigeon toed? The abuse a pigeon gets from pedestrians
7. How many pleats are in a kilt? It depends on the size of the kilt
8. What is bias binding? Having a bias or point of view and proving that your bias is the right one
9. What is velcro? What isn’t velcro?
10. What is twill webbing? the process of a twill spinning its web

Fibbing Friday: 02/19/2021

Link here for the questions! https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/02/19/fibbing-friday-february-19th-2021/

FEBRUARY 19TH, 2021FIBBING FRIDAYQUESTIONS

  1. How did tartar sauce get its name?
  2. Why is Mardis Gras (aka Shrove Tuesday) also known as Pancake Day?
  3. Why do so many people eat fish during Lent?
  4. What is the difference between sushi and sashimi?
  5. What is noodling?
  6. How do you clean a fish?
  7. What are Swedish fish?
  8. What is a Bishop’s Mitre?
  9. What was the movie, The Shoes of the Fisherman about?
  10. What is the first day after Lent known as?

My Answers

  1. How did tartar sauce gets its name? When a woman asked her husband to mix mayo and relish he gagged and said, “Ta-ta”, as he went to the restroom to throw up. It then morphed into Tar-tar.
  2. Why is Mardi Gras also known as Pancake Day? Because when people are celebrating they get so very hungry and the best economical choice has always been IHOP because they have all-you-can-eat pancakes.
  3. Why do so many people eat fish during Lent? Because it is cheaper than most good cuts of beef
  4. What is the difference between sushi and sashimi? If you don’t know then you don’t eat either, so I’m not going to try and explain the difference.
  5. What is noodling? It has two meanings: One, it’s the act of hanging out with friends in the pool using floaties. Two, it’s the act of covering someone who is drunk and asleep with cooked spaghetti.
  6. How do you clean a fish? First, flip it over and find it’s butt. Using a soft cloth and a mild soap remove any sign of poop. Next, make sure there is nothing under their fins. Finally, check that the eyes are not cloudy. It should be clean after that.
  7. What are Swedish fish? Obviously the fish that swim off the coast of or in Swedish waterways.
  8. What is the Bishop’s Mitre? It is a type of saw used in cutting lumber for building a church.
  9. What was the movie, The Shoes of the Fisherman about? The extensive collection of both dress and casual footwear
  10. What is the first day after Lent known as? Borrowed

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Fibbing Friday

Thanks to Di for great questions and a little Friday fun! https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/12/18/fibbing-friday-18th-december/

1. Why is a Pantomime thus called? What else would you call the creepy guys clothing choice?
2. Why was the White Rabbit late? It was waiting for a white Christmas
3. What happened when Aladdin rubbed the lamp for the first time? Ew, that’s gross and awfully private. Why does he call it a lamp anyhow?
4. How many ugly sisters were there? I really only have one if I had to say “ugly”.
5. What did Jack exchange for the magic beans? A lot of gas!
6. Why do they always shout ‘It’s behind you!!’ Because if it was in front of you you would see it.
7. What was the house in the woods made of that Hansel and Gretel found? Um, wood.
8. Who owned The Mirror Mirror on the wall? Probably the store the store before the customer the customer
9. What was the name of Dick Whittington’s cat? No, that’s what he called his wife when they argued!
10. Who was Tinkerbell? The guy who fixed the bell in the belltower, a tinkerer of sorts.

Fibbing Friday

Hosted by Di at pensitivity101: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/11/20/fibbing-friday-my-response-for-20th-november/comment-page-1/?unapproved=103593&moderation-hash=e2fa46192b010a63d83ea22d116fa34e#comment-103593

1.   What is Kapok?
A food additive
2.   Where will you find a kernel?
Where else? In the army.
3.   If you didn’t know a door as a door, what would you call it?
The Opencloser
4.   What’s the difference between a yolk and a yoke?
Well, the first one has an “l” and the second one has an “e”
5.   What does E R N I E do?
Whatever Bert tells him to do
6.   What is meant by sunny side up?
Any country north of the equator
7.   What could you wear on your head that would make people think you were awesome?
Probably a headband that says “I’m Awesome!”
8.   What is meant by cattywampus?
It is a group of stray cats that live in one area, sort of like a on a campus.
9.   What is an erf?
The polite way to say you farted
10. What is a mouse potato?
What isn’t a mouse potato?

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Fibbing Friday : 6th November

Find the questions here: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/11/06/fibbing-friday-6th-november/

1. Who met for the first time at The Duck and Drake Inn in London on May 20th 1604? Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny met that night and then the following night Porky Pig showed up.
2. Why was the opening of Parliament delayed from July to November the following year? Renovations
3. Who used the name John Johnson as an alias? That has to be Michael Michaelson
4. Why did the Gunpowder Plot fail? Because nobody brought a lighter or matches to set it off!
5. Who designed the iconic Guy Fawkes mask? Some creepy-ass pedophile that thought smiling at children would be a good way to lure them to his bag of candy.
6. Why are the cellars of the Palace of Westminster inspected before Parliament opens? To make sure they have enough bottles of wine to accommodate the guests.
7. What do MacBeth and the Gunpowder Plot have in common? MacBeth wanted to kill that other guy so he made up this plot to blow him up with the gunpowder, but like I mentioned above, he didn’t think to bring a lighter or a match so it failed.
8. Where will you find Guy Fawkes Island? On a map
9. Who was on the throne at the time of the Gunpowder Plot? Obviously the King!
10. How did Guy Fawkes die? He was given the death penalty when he was arrested for being a pedophile. He committed suicide before they could do the public hanging because he didn’t want children to see him get hung.

©2020 CBialczak

Fibbing Friday: October 30th, 2020

For PCGuyIV: https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/10/30/fibbing-friday-october-30th-2020/

  1. What is a poltergeist? The ghost of a baby hen
  2. What supposedly happens if you look in the mirror and say, “Bloody Mary” three times? You know you are drunk
  3. What’s so unlucky about the number 13? It can never be the day at the end of a week
  4. Why do banshees scream? Because she is mad that she is banned from doing something
  5. What happens to a vampire in daylight? Their pale skin heavily contrasts their black robes.
  6. A Nightmare on Elm Street wasn’t about a monster who could kill people in their dreams. What was it about? a bad traffic accident
  7. Who did Norman Bates dress up as in the movie, Psycho? Randle McMurphy
  8. The Amityville Horror wasn’t about a haunted house. What was it about? The prostitution ring that got busted in the suburbs of Amity.
  9. What are the three witches doing at the beginning of MacBeth? Getting their costumes on
  10. What classic monster lives under the Paris Opera House? The grumpy old landlord

FIBBING FRIDAYQUESTIONS

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Fibbing Friday 23rd October

To join in, write a post with your answers to Di’s 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to this post so that others can enjoy your answers and maybe join in too! https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/10/23/fibbing-friday-23rd-october/

Ready? How’s your history?

1. What is a pince nez?
The title of the Prince News except told by the guy with a really bad speech impediment
2. Who had the original telephone number Whitehall 1212?
Well, George Washington of course! It was the kind on the wall, placed in the hall of the Whitehouse.
3. Who reportedly lived at 221B Baker Street?
Basil the Mouse
4. What happened in Pudding Lane in 1666?
The baker wanted to make the cake but forgot the flour so he inadvertently invented pudding!
5. Who resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?
An orange, evil troll who takes children and doesn’t like many people besides his own friends.
6. What happened on the 8th August 1963?
The backlash of the incident on the 7th of August 1963
7. Who lost their head on 16th October 1793?
One of the witches that lived in Salem Massachusetts, to be rid of her before Halloween.
8. What was in operation between April 3 1860 and October 24 1861 but failed due to bankruptcy?
Probably a famous official that couldn’t go back to work after the operation.
9. What is the significance of The Golden Hind?
It is the king’s or queen’s ass, but in a polite way of saying it.
10. Who was Spencer Perceval?
The son of Mr. and Mrs. Perceval

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Fibbing Friday

Welcome to Fibbing Friday! Di and I take turns hosting, and this is my week. Answer the questions below as you see fit; just be sure to stretch, bend, break, or outright ignore the truth. Once you have your finely crafted fibs all ready to go, just tag your post as “Fibbing Friday” and link back here. Pingbacks are enabled, or you can just leave a link in the comments section.

  1. What musical group from the 1960s was known as “The Fab Four”?
  2. What was the “British Invasion” in the 1960s?
  3. What is Stephen King’s book, The Stand about?
  4. What was the TV show, Breaking Bad about?
  5. Exactly who was Kilroy?
  6. What musical instrument is Phil Collins best known for playing?
  7. According to Genesis 1, what happened on the seventh day?
  8. What happened at the O.K. Corral?
  9. According to Greek mythology, what was needed to cross the river Styx?
  10. What was the play, Inherit the Wind about?

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Answers

  1. What musical group from the 1960s was known as “The Fab Four”?
    Their full name was The Fabulous Four
  2. What was the “British Invasion” in the 1960s?
    It was when the people in Britain had to fight for the country to be named the UK
  3. What is Stephen King’s book, The Stand about?
    A serial killer is put on the stand for murder, finally
  4. What was the TV show, Breaking Bad about?
    It was about overcoming bad habits
  5. Exactly who was Kilroy?
    The name of Roy’s murderer
  6. What musical instrument is Phil Collins best known for playing?
    Is he related to Tom Collins?
  7. According to Genesis 1, what happened on the seventh day?
    People went to church because it was Sunday
  8. What happened at the O.K. Corral?
    Scientists checked to see if the reef was healthy
  9. According to Greek mythology, what was needed to cross the river Styx?
    A large enough boat to fit all of their band equipment and members
  10. What was the play, Inherit the Wind about?
    A rich man died, who originally owned the wind, but he left it to his kids

©2020 CBialczak