“I saw the cutest thing today! It was a goaterfly!” Mandy said to her mother.

Her mother looked at her with a crooked eye, sideways, and said, “What? A goater what?”

Mandy giggled and pulled up her cell phone to show her mother the picture she took of the new, amazing animal, “See momma! It’s the cutest, furry, and fluffy goaterfly.”

Momma looked at the picture and felt her jaw drop down to the ground. It really was a butterfly that looked like a goat. “Where did you find it?”

Mandy reached into her backpack that she always took exploring and brought out a vented jar with vegetation in it, “He was sitting on a rock in the middle of the forest. He talks too!”

“Oh quit it. One of your friends must have photoshopped this picture on your phone.” Momma was not buying the story. “Fool…

“I saw the cutest thing today! It was a goaterfly!” Mandy said to her mother.

Her mother looked at her with a crooked eye, sideways, and said, “What? A goater what?”

Mandy giggled and pulled up her cell phone to show her mother the picture she took of the new, amazing animal, “See momma! It’s the cutest, furry, and fluffy goaterfly.”

Momma looked at the picture and felt her jaw drop down to the ground. It really was a butterfly that looked like a goat. “Where did you find it?”

Mandy reached into her backpack that she always took exploring and brought out a vented jar with vegetation in it, “He was sitting on a rock in the middle of the forest. He talks too!”

“Oh quit it. One of your friends must have photoshopped this picture on your phone.” Momma was not buying the story. “Fool…