E.M.’s Sunday Ramble Prompt #13

This week’s topic is “Weird and Silly“. Find the prompt by clicking here

Remember to be silly and have fun with these answers 

Here are the questions:

  1. What are five things you could buy at a gas station to make the cashier look at you oddly?
  2. If someone were to narrate your life, who would you choose to do it?
  3. Have you ever given an impromptu speech about something you know nothing about?
  4. What will be the most laughable artifacts they find from our generation?
  5. Time stands still for everyone except you for an hour. How would you spend that time?

My answers:

What are five things you could buy at a gas station to make the cashier look at you oddly? a pregnancy test, a box of condoms, diapers, life savers, and whipped cream
If someone were to narrate your life, who would you choose to do it? Kermit the Frog
Have you ever given an impromptu speech about something you know nothing about? Yes, I taught in a high school – anything to keep them engaged.
What will be the most laughable artifacts they find from our generation? gas cans and ovens
Time stands still for everyone except you for an hour. How would you spend that time? reorganizing my craft supplies or looking for more to buy online

Wordle 542

by bwarren

The Turtle

Amidst the rain and fog
A turtle spins his shell
Hoping for sunny warmth
His neck down to his tail
Like a vinyl record
He spins around and round
On the threshold of the mud
Fiddling with the ground
With no idea what else to do
without making too much noise
Making his own hidden design
He’s proud, happy, and poised.

©2022 CBialczak Poetry