Simply 6 Minutes: Pets And Stuff

John’s contribution to Simply 6! Thanks for participating and sharing your story!

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“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx

“I like dogs. Anything they do, you can watch.” – David Brenner

I waited on David Brenner when I worked in the liquor department at Marshall Field’s in college. I sold him a bottle of Dom Perignon and a box of candy. I didn’t let on that I made it a point to watch The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson every time he was on, because I thought he was hilarious.

I know, that has nothing to do with dogs, but I’m going stream of consciousness here. Speaking of which, I and many of my fellow bloggers (which includes a lot of women) do stream of consciousness every Saturday.

We adopted a stray kitten who we later learned was pregnant. She had five kittens, who we also adopted. After…

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Simply 6 Minutes – Please Mom, Please

This is such an adorable piece, I love it! Thanks for your contribution!

❀ Welcome To LSS Attitude of Gratitude❀

Christine Bialczak gives us the prompt for Simply 6 Minutes.

Mom, mom, mom, please can I go play with my brothers and sisters?

I promise I won’t piddle on the floor again.

I promise I will use the pee pad.

I promise I won’t eat the ribbon I find in the boss lady’s pretty box.

I promise I won’t bite my brother’s tale, even though he started it.

I promise I won’t scream and cry when I can’t find you.

I promise I will eat from the dish by standing on the side instead of walking through it.

I promise I will not eat the boss man’s socks even though I love how they taste.

I promise I will not find new hiding places to poop because it makes everyone mad.

I promise I will allow those silly little people to pick me up without nipping at them.

I promise…

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