What strange things will I find in here?  It smells kind of nice and since the male died after we mated, life must go on.  I performed the 50 ways to shag my lover and I was able to store his sperm in my vagina, which allows me to determine the sex of my offspring.  Now I can lay my eggs and fertilize them here, as this looks like a nice place to build a nest.

Written for Stine Writing – Poetry, Positivity, and Connecting!, Simply 6 Minutes hosted by Christine Bialczak.