FLASH FICTION FOR THE PURPOSEFUL PRACTITIONER: 2020: WEEK #25

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For the flash fiction prompt: https://flashfictionforthepracticalpractitioner.wordpress.com/2020/06/17/flash-fiction-for-the-purposeful-practitioner-2020-week-25/

Bruce and martin

“Why are you still mad?”  

“Who said I was mad?” 

Well look in the mirror. Your brow is furrowed, no smile, standing stiff like a statue. If you aren’t’ mad, then why don’t you just relax?” 

“Listen, I don’t need a lecture about my facial features and just to be clear, I like having good posture. No one wants to look like a turkey vulture when they get older.” 

Listen Bruce, I’m not trying to piss you off. I’m just saying you look mad.” 

“Martin, why don’t you fly off and take a look at the turkey vultures down on the east side. Maybe once you see them and their horrible posture you will realize why I take posture so seriously.” 

“Fine. I guess I can try. Let me just grab a bite to eat first.” 

©2020 CBialczak Fiction

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