This is the first time I am doing this contest. I have never heard of Little Willie until today. It is hilarious! I may or may not be following the directions correctly by putting this on my blog right now, but I think it is okay. I think this is fun so I do have more than one…Someone opened up a can of worms with me…or is it Pandora’s Box? Now, let me also say that if I have done this completely wrong then…oh well, I had fun!
Little Willie Poems
Little Willie liked to jump
And usually landed on his rump
This time he landed on his head
Poor Little Willie is surely dead.
Little Willie is a gem
His mama took his pants to hem
the needle fell into his eye
Now he’s blind and cannot cry.
Can you see him, Little Willie?
Isn’t he acting silly?
He was bad and he did drugs
Now he owes his life to thugs.
In the kitchen pots are hot
Little Willie thinks its not
Now his skin is burned and charred
Little Willie is forever scarred.
Little Willie isn’t nice
Turning things into ice.
He put himself in the chest
Now he is frozen to death.
©2020 CBialczak
For: https://chelseaannowens.com/2020/02/15/the-weekly-terrible-poetry-contest-2-15-2-21/
Brilliantly simple too.
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This is superbly humorous and implicitly clever. Good fun.
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Haha, I had such fun with those! I had never heard of those Willie poems before. They are hilarious!
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Those went dark quickly! 😀
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All of the poems are so funny!
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They are!
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Great fun!!
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